Keto Diet and hatred of life

Dear Diary,

I woke up tired, alone, and scared. My friend's girlfriend is pregnant and my wife says my sperm doesn't work.

I think it could work if it had a chance.....

Diary entry over.

Poem about Winter:
The tree rustled with the first winds of winter. Last leaf fell.

Checking in

Stomach hurts from nuts, but balanced with sugar free chocolate. Everything should be out soon.

House Alert:

New plants in yard, considering cutting the grass, filming starts soon.

Friend Status:

Dismal due to own interaction.

Life Alerts:

Bleak outlook due to nuts in stomach.

Overall progress:
Stalled

Weekend Update:
it rained.