I want the ball

"There he is, he's got the ball, geez i want the ball, i wish i had the ball."

The fat man waddled from the toilet and spoke unrecognizable words.

"You a good boy, yes you are." the fat man said patting the mean one.

"He always pats the mean one, I wish he would just rub my face, just be nice to me."

The fat man started to walk his way and said, "Dukie, you want to do your exercises, do you boy?"

"noooo."

The man stood behind me, pushing my rear end to the floor, and picked up my paws and waved them to the right, and then to the left.